The World of Tel-Avi

Mysteries of Jzadirune Session 2

Look! A Ninja pick-pocket!

Dinojazz7b

The party decided to investigate the perfumer (Jazzasaurus Alasty)
Darcy talked to the doorman in front
Raske talked to the cook in the back
The monkey ninja’d his way into a gnome artificer’s (Tophran Silverwire) house and started pushing buttons
BOOM!
A crowd was attracted to the explosion
Irongnome messed with the heads of some robo-gardeners…
Raske and Holmes worked their way to the front of the crowd
An idiot tried to pick-pocket raske…he got manacled
There was a struggle
Iron-Gnome summed a rotocopter…
The pick-pocket knocked out the crowd with a poisonous blow-tube
His accomplished showed up and assaulted Holmes
The party subdued the pickpocket…
The accomplice fled…
The party scurried up a rusty pipe and chased him across the rooftops…
Lenny shot at him…
They dropped down to an alley…
Holmes knocked him out with a thrown bottle…
The party hauled his body back to where the crowd was and looted the two thieves…
Then the cops showed up…
Irini passed the coins that the thieves dropped to the guards…they were poisoned…

Raske and Irini convince the watch second-in-command that they don’t need to be taken in for questioning…
The monkey steals the watch sergeant’s badge and ID…
The inspector (Constable George) phones to headquarters to check out Irini’s credentials…Trom intercepts the call (via the child of intellect, which looks like the results of a cofee maker having sex with a printing press)…Trom, acting as the Chief Inspector informs them that Irini is “a nice piece of ass” and encourages the constable to see if the party smell’s like gunpowder…Holmes and Raske blow smoke in the constable’s face as he goes around sniffing everyone…“The girl with a nice ass would have a better clue what to do than you would”…

Raske sends his snake in to investigate the explosion…it reports “nothing to see”…
Irini and the monkey pick the lock and head in…
The party heads inside and finds lots of automatons (depowered), strange spikey chandeliers, and other things…
They pass a ballroom, Trom and Raske head down a flight of stairs into a very smoky room…
Trom creates water to dissipate the particulate matter in the air…
They investigate the workshop, Trom checking out a mechanical face in the wall which is belching smoke, and Raske throwing random shiny tools in his bag…
A sewage-covered mechanical python climbs up Raske’s leg and into the mouth of the mechanical face…
Raske, meanwhile, wanders back up to the group and informs the Sergeant that the homeowner had an illegal data tap which clearly overheated creating the explosion…

Irini heads over to Peacekeeper HQ to report the illegal data tap and fill out the necessary paperwork (since its a white-collar crime and therefore in her jurisdiction)…

Raske receives a dispatch from the sewer service, indicating that “after cleaning his pipes, a blockage was discovered, a large number of psicrystals were flushed down there and he should get someone to check it out”…

The party returns to the Roasted Grouse, belly up to the bar, and get hammered…Raske begins casting random spells while sloshed, trying to sober himself up…he then reports the Cathcallen and sets up for watch duty…positioning skeletons at Cathcallen’s doors and windows while he falls asleep in a chair outside the door…Lenny builds a fort under Cathcallen’s bed…the monkey perches at the foot of his bed…

Everyone falls asleep on watch…a ninja sneaks in the window, shoots Raske leaving a gaping, bleeding wound in his stomach, then closes on Raske with with a sword…Raske kicks the chair out from under himself, rolls away from the ninja, and shoots him point blank with his flare gun, blinding the ninja…another shot is fired from downstairs, hitting Irini…

A rotocoptor comes flying in through the window behind the ninja, followed by three fiendish origami cranes, crashing through the windows into the hallway and Cathcallen’s bedroom…followed by two more ninjas, leaping through the windows into Cathcallen’s room, into the waiting arms of Lenny’s skeletons…The skeletons tearing one of the ninjas and one of the cranes appart almost immediately…

Meanwhile, out in the hall, Irini engaged in a firefight with the ninja downstairs…Raske kicked in the door to the bedroom, rushing to his monkey for healing…Holmes bursts out of his room and begins pummeling the blinded ninja…the one at the bottom of the steps rushes up the stairs and pistol-whips Irini…

A floating lantern comes in the window and charges the blinded ninja…

The remaining cranes divebomb Holmes…slashing him badly…

Three magic missiles come streaming through window, striking Cathcallen…Lenny leaps to his aid, healing him as his skeletons dispatch the remaining crane…the other ninja in the room drops a smoke bomb…Orn the hawk dives through the smoke at the ninja’s face…

The ninja with the gun shoots the blind ninja, knocking him backwards, then flees…Irini pursues and entangles the ninja in a blob of ectoplasm…the skeletons, charging out of the room, tear the remaining crane and the blinded ninja to shreds…

The hawk divebombs the ninja in the room one last time finishing him off…

The halway goes dark…Holmes feels his way downstairs, sees the ninja with the gun, and throws a chair at her, impaling her with one of the chair legs…then a rampaging robotic pony charged in through the front door and began stomping on the head of the downed ninja…
E3913e62aa442f76a3bb1498cebe9c1b

LOOTS:

  • Katana
  • Wakizashi
  • Tanto
  • Bracer with hypodermic Mephit inside it
  • Magical Pistol
  • Magical Chain Shirt
  • Amulet of Mage Armor
  • +1 Magical Wakizashi
  • +1 Magical Pistol
  • 4 Ninja Outfit
  • 4 Live Ninja Prisoners
  • Comments

    Brand_Darklight Brand_Darklight

    I'm sorry, but we no longer support this web browser. Please upgrade your browser or install Chrome or Firefox to enjoy the full functionality of this site.