Isabel

A follower of the Way who has become a widely renowned and much sought-after hero...

Description:

Isabel met an enormous bear,
Isabel, Isabel, didn’t care;
The bear was hungry, the bear was ravenous,
The bear’s big mouth was cruel and cavernous.
The bear said, Isabel, glad to meet you,
How do, Isabel, now I’ll eat you!
Isabel, Isabel, didn’t worry,
Isabel didn’t scream or scurry.
She washed her hands and she straightened her hair up,
Then Isabel quietly ate the bear up.

Once in a night as black as pitch
Isabel met a wicked old witch.
The witch’s face was cross and wrinkled,
The witch’s gums with teeth were sprinkled.
Ho, ho, Isabel! the old witch crowed,
I’ll turn you into an ugly toad!
Isabel, Isabel, didn’t worry,
Isabel didn’t scream or scurry,
She showed no rage and she showed no rancor,
But she turned the witch into milk and drank her.

Isabel met a hideous giant,
Isabel continued self-reliant.
The giant was hairy, the giant was horrid,
He had one eye in the middle of his forehead.
Good morning Isabel, the giant said,
I’ll grind your bones to make my bread.
Isabel, Isabel, didn’t worry,
Isabel didn’t scream or scurry.
She nibbled the zwieback that she always fed off,
And when it was gone, she cut the giant’s head off.

Isabel met a troublesome doctor,
He punched and he poked till he really shocked her.
The doctor’s talk was of coughs and chills
And the doctor’s satchel bulged with pills.
The doctor said unto Isabel,
Swallow this, it will make you well.
Isabel, Isabel, didn’t worry,
Isabel didn’t scream or scurry.
She took those pills from the pill concocter,
And Isabel calmly cured the doctor.

Bio:

While she has been adventuring for quite some time, Isabel has recently found her services in high demand. After saving the life of a bard, she was rewarded by the bard writing a song of her exploits, the tune turned out to be catchy enough that it was taken up by a number of other bards and singers, quickly spreading throughout the lands of Cyfandir, Prydain, and Maanosan.

Isabel is stocky, yet still attractive (full-figured may be the proper term). Like many adventuring types, she wears a mixed suit of collected scavenged pieces and wears a massive greataxe, taken from a defeated Cyclops, strapped to her back. While she bears herself as a warrior, some claim that she has the power of the “Evil Eye”. Regardless of whether this is true, Isabel has proven herself quite able to stare down any opponent.

Isabel

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